Longest Surver Ever

1. Have you ever killed anything?
yes..

2. When is the last time you were totally shitfaced drunk?
Never

3. Favorite album when you were 10? 13? 16?
10: Effile 65- Europop
13: The Black Album
16: Lords of acid- Voodoo u

4. What's the last illegal thing you did?
Stole a coke

5. Do you have any prejudices?
I try desperately not to

6. Beastiality: for or against?
hmmmmm......

7. Is your mom a MILF?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

8. Great sex or intimacy?
both at once maybe?

9. Do you pick your nose and eat it? Have you ever?
um.. no…

10. If you had to choose: for love or for country?
for love… fuck the country

11. Did Han shoot first?
not sure

12. How long do you think humans will survive?
only until we destroy ourselves

13. Could anarchism ever work?
no… people are stupid… anarchy is a merely a nice theory

14. Can you name a musician that made better music over the age of 40 than before the age of 40?
dunno

15. Doolittle or Surfer Rosa?
who gives a shit

16. Would you help a friend dispose of a body?
Hell yea

17. Does your pet actually like you, or is he/she just playing along?
youd have to ask her

18. Why do aliens in films always want to anal probe everyone?
not everyone.... just the homophobs

19. Would you, honestly, fight for your right to party?
whos commin to the party?

20. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
It depends on how much you've been smoking

21. Who was your favorite Transformer?
Optimus Primal

22. What are the three greatest inventions of the 20th century?
Sex toys, Lube, and Kleenex.......lmao

23. Which magazines do you read?
x-box

24. What's your favorite dinosaur?
i cant spell it


Have you EVER?

1.smoked a cigarette – yea

2.smoked a cigar - no

3.made out with a member of the same sex - no

4.crashed a friend's car -no

5.stolen a car - no

6.been in love – Yes

7.been dumped - yes

8.shoplifted- yes

9.been fired - no

10.been in a fist fight – yes

11.snuck out of ur house- no

12.had feelings for someone who didnt have them back – Constantly

13.been arrested - its only a matter of time

14.made out with a stranger – no

15.gone on a blind date – no

16.lied to a friend – I try not to lie to anyone… but im sure I have

17.had a crush on a teacher – HEll Yes.... My phych teacher... shes hott

18.skipped school – yeah

19.slept with a co-worker - no

20.seen someone die - no

21.been on a plane - yup

22.thrown up in a bar - no

23.taken painkillers – yes…

24.love someone or miss someone right now - yes

25.laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by – yes I have

26.made a snow angel – nope

27.played dress up - yes

28.cheated while playing a game – yes

29.been lonely – < That pretty much sums up my life

30.fallen asleep at work/school – oh yeah

31.used a fake id - no

32.felt an earthquake - no

33.touched a snake - yes

34.ran a red light - yea

35.been suspended from school- no

36.had detention - yea

37.been in a car accident - yes

38.hated the way you look- always

39.witnessed a crime- yes

40.pole danced - no

41.been lost – yea.... "im here.... i think"

42.been to the opposite side of the country- no

43.felt like dying – yes

44.cried yourself to sleep - Once

45.played cops and robbers - yea

46.karaoke – yes!

47.done something you told yourself you wouldn't - yup

48.laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose – yes.... coke burns

49.caught a snowflake on your tongue - yep

50.kissed in the rain - no

51.sing in the shower – ocasionally

52.made love in a park - no

53.had a dream that you married someone – a couple

54.glued your hand to something – yea.. my other hand

55.got your tongue stuck to a flag pole- no

56.worn the opposite sex's clothes – no

57.been a cheerleader – no…

58.sat on a roof top - yes

59.didn't take a shower for a week – no

60.ever to scared to watch scary movies alone- only a couple of them

61.played chicken – yes

62.been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on - yes

63.been told you're hot by a complete stranger - no

64.broken a bone – no

65.been easily amused – yes!!!! Always!

66.laugh so hard you cry – yes!

67.mooned/flashed someone – nope

68.cheated on a test - yes

69.forgotten someone's name – a few times

70.slept naked - not often

71.gone skinny dipping in a pool – no… I don’t like being naked in front of people

72.gotten kicked out of the house- not yet

73.blacked out from drinking - no

74.played a prank on someone – yes!

75. played poker- yes

Extra Shit

1.ONE WISH?
Find someone i can love and who can love me back

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I fight for love

3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Living alone

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Hells yea

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
im slightly addicted to a couple of shows

6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
all the time

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
oh yeah!

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
No.... it sucks

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
not really

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
One day.... but not yet

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
Not anymore

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
wherever my friends are

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
um... not often

15. CAN YOU SWIM?
yes

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
no

17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
not often…

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP?
depends on how hard you lick...... but its somthin like 82

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
no

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
yup

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
no

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
electric

23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
sure… I eat animals

24. IS THERE MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
Probally not

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
its getting better

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Wisk

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
When i said goodnight to Sarah

28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Duh.... everyone knows that

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
I dont cry..... or try not to at least

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
omlett

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
sometimes

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
in my pocket

33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
7:09 am

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Bo, Mr. Cox. Coxy

35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
only if you have to clean it

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
bout half hour ago

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
showers

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
yea.... but i fond it creepy that some old man is sittin in his rocking chair all year long watching you as your sleeping.... or doing anything else you do in your bed

39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Probally.... but its never been kissed so im not sure

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
not often

41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
CAFFINE

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
creamy

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Yea

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
nope

45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
once

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Depends on who im with

47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
hahahahahahaha…. Oh yeah

48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Blue

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Ehh..... its alright i guess

51. LIQUOR OR BEER?
Liquor

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
i knew you were gonna ask that

53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
no

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
no

55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
yea

56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
with all the snow in florida who cant snowboard

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
no

58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
occasionally

59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Very much so

60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Catz

61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
if thats what they want... but i dont think it should be allowed unless the childern are old enough to inderstand

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
no… ive tried… and I fall

63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
yea

64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
no

(oh fuck someone stole 65!)

66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
no

67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
yes…

68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL?
You put the lime in the coke you nut

69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
no!

70. DO YOU SNORE?
i talk

71. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
The Offspring- Original Prankster